Ho fucking ho

I was going to come up with something about the crass commercialisation of Christmas (easy target, huh?) but, as usual, The Onion beat me to it.

Enjoy extending withering looks (and muttering some newly-forged expressions) at the other shuffling shoppers in the mall after reading this glowing chunk of holiday cheer.

Of particular chunky loveliness are shitheel, douchelord, twatbomb and the inexplicably tautological cock-knob (a personal favourite).

Joy to all, etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam...